Joke.


Joke 1

A girl from Tibet went to Shanghai for a job interview.
To test her English, China boss ask her to create sentences with:
Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple and Black.

She answered:
I heard a phone GREEN GREEN,
then I go and PINK up the phone,
and I say YELLOW, BLUEs that?
WHITE did you say? Oh wrong number.
Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok?

Boss say, You can go BLACK now.








Joke 2


Life is full of

Joy,

Sorrow,

and

Pain.


If you fall down in life,

Be confident,

Stand up

And say,











Wahlao ! Who pushed me down?!